November 18, 2020
Keto Thanksgiving Shopping List
It’s the butter-iest party of the year.
‘Tis the season for cheesy holiday sweaters, As-Seen-On-TV fiascos, polarizing family game-nights, and of course, gift-giving. That means it’s also time to make space in your sock drawer for the inevitable gift from your serial sock-gifting step-brother (next to the untouched 8-pack that he gave you last year). 😂
You could always pick up sock-puppet-making in 2020... or, you could reference this incredible gift guide and send that stepbrother a few last-minute ideas. All of these gifts will keep ya on keto AND keep everyone on the nice list this year!
A bag of individually gift-wrapped avocados and an avocado saver go together almost as perfectly as (dare we say it?) cookies and milk! If the grocery-store is fresh out o’cados, your local toy store should have you covered with things like avo pillows and avo games.
A grain-free charcuterie board. Aka, the cheesy spread of your dreams that may or may not turn into the gift that the whole family snacks on. A couple boxes of grain-free crackers and a few big hunks of cheese, and boom, you’re done!
A year’s supply of jerky. What better way to spread some holiday cheer than with a massive beef jerky bouquet? A simple basket with a big glittery bow on top will be certain to make even store-bought jerky look gourmet. You may ask: why would anyone do this? We say: why doesn’t everyone do this?
A seasonal, delicious bag of coffee beans and a bottle of MCT oil. If you want to go all-out and gift an at-home café, a milk frother is perfect for making everything from bulletproof coffee to lattes.
Help them stock up for winter with an assortment of nut butters or a mega-sized jar of nuts. Did you think that nutcracker was just for decoration? This gift is sure to put that soldier to work.
We can confirm that everything is indeed, better with butter, so wrap up a stick or twelve and wait for the happy tears. If you really want to butter them up, include a subscription to the butter of the month club (extra points if you include butter puns on the card).